Slacking Off (a bit)

Hahaha, have been reading fml and mlia during breaks recently. Some are really LOL.

FML:

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

Today a spider crawled accros my glasses' lens. My 1st reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

Today, i woke up in the hospital after trying to kill myself my mom comes in and says another thing you fail at...the nurse laughed. FML

and from

MLIA (My Life is Average):

Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA

A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.

Today, I opened my closet. Didn't find Narnia. MLIA.